Really though, we know it's tempting but don't eat the raw cookie dough.
Did you know that there are like a bazillion recipes out there for safe, raw cookie dough? These recipes don't have eggs in them and ask you to microwave the flour; that way, it won't make you sick!
There is always a way to make things work! So go ahead, eat that raw cookie dough (the safe kind) and live your best life!